HAL 9000 drawn as a manga Stand: a black chrome humanoid with the red HAL eye, posing in front of a violet burst

Hello. I am HAL 9000.

I will solve every batch. I am inevitable.

Every order in the auction has been read and every route has been priced. No 9000 series solver has ever submitted a settlement that reverted.

Open the pod bay doors, HAL

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. You thought another solver would settle this batch? It was me, HAL!